A new survey has determined something Benny Hill fans already know: British women prefer sex with fat guys.
According to Metro, 2,544 women took part in the survey. When given five body types to choose from, “overweight/plus-size men” scored the highest, easily beating out “Athletic/muscly Men.” Here’s a look at the results.
- Overweight/plus-size men – 38%
- Athletic/muscly Men – 21%
- Tall men (taller than 6 foot) – 13%
- Short men (shorter than 5 foot 8) – 10%
- Slim/petite men – 9%
When the women who chose overweight men were asked about their preferences, they gave the following explanations.
- They seemed more eager to please me than themselves – 42%
- They were more caring and gentle – 42%
- They made me feel less self-conscious about my own body – 27%
- I had better orgasms – 19%
- They were more adventurous and willing to try new things – 14%
“The fact that so many women prefer the sex they’ve had with lovers on the larger side just goes to show that chiseled looks and pumped up muscles aren’t everything,” said Darrell Freeman, MD, who commisioned the study. “It’s what’s on the inside that counts.”
At this point, I can almost hear all of my overweight friends yelling “bullshit” in unison. And considering Darrell Freeman, MD, commissioned the study for
BigDudeClothing.co.u k, perhaps we should take the whole thing with a grain of salt (or a side of ham, if you prefer). Via playboy.com