Subway Employee Puts Penis On Sandwich Bread, Instagrams It

· July 22, 2013

Next time you think about grabbing a $5 foot-long you might catch a flashback of this image.

Two “Sandwich Artists” employed at the Tuttle Mall store in Dublin, Ohio were found posting some disturbing photos of what they were doing on the clock: One is a pic uploaded to Instagram of a man’s penis on a Subway roll. The other is a pic of a frozen liquid in a bottle of water that reads “Froze my pee at work today.”

Huffington Post’s Weird News channel has the story:

Boggs posted — and later deleted — the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username “weedpriest” with a caption that reads, “My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.”

In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.

“I would never do that at work — it was at home,” he said. “This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.”

  • Big ALbert

    People really are getting dumber.

  • Andrew

    did…did..did he eat it?

  • RED(MGC)

    Nasty ass bastard.

  • Truthteller

    Only white people smh

  • Greg4422

    and my ole lady calls me crazy because I refuse to eat at restaurants…I know them mfker’s are nasty

  • presto 2.5

    would you like mayonnaise on that?…lol

    these companies hiring the cheapest help they can get…these young’ns don’t give a fuk bout a job…and have no morals anymore…yall niccas letting folk fix ya food wit no gloves on…no hair nets…while they dig in they azz right before that $5 footlong you ordered…

    • F.B.I. (female body inspector)

      You know you and B would love to get a sub like that, all the while saying, “Down periscope!” lol

      • presto 2.5

        lol…

        don’t you have an appointment to clean @Moor’s balls?

        you late

        • F.B.I. (female body inspector)

          presto….you know you and B be screaming, “Give me double meat!”

          • MoorDetroitRed

            Lol Right @FBI. Nigga Prest would have tipped the jar and ate all that then asked for 2nds

            **B Cake behind the counter wearing a lil bow tie throwing gay ass innuendos @Prest**

            “Will that be all sir?”

            **Prest** “I want extra meat””

            **B Cake** “Where?”

            *Prest* “Put it in my bun..with extra mayo”

          • presto 2.5

            lol @Chu punkazz niccas…

  • blizzy

    nasty ass crackers what else is new…..

    • Andrew

      Black folks being doing this foul sh*t too. Hell, when I worked at a quizno’s the dude put pubic hair and spit on the sandwich.

      He didn’t know the manager was watching though.

      • MoorDetroitRed

        White boy please you know y’all invented this sick sh1t and took it global. I saw a white family feast on a new mothers placenta for dinner…even gave the baby some. Smh why!