Watch ‘Bane Outtakes’ Parody + A Bane Rap Freestyle that Gotham Deserves

· December 10, 2012

Watch this Auralnauts‘ “Bane Outtakes” parody starts slow but, trust us, gets much better as the seven minutes pa@$$@. For some reason, the creators decided to riff off Bane’s obsession with having a healthy breakfast (“How long… will it take to get market fresh strawberries?”), and from there it’s a quick five minutes until the best part of the video: The Bane Freestyle rap.

Uproxx wrote down the lyrics, for which we’re eternally grateful.

I’m Bane, yes, that’s my name.
When you hear the name Bane, I guarantee the pain.
I’m coming after you, Bruce Wayne.
I’m stronger, smarter, and clinically insane.

I’m Bane, yes, that’s my name.
Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same.
I broke his back mortal comBAT smack,
then I cracked my ’28 Krug champagne.

I’m Bane, yes, it’s a shame.
I declare martial law, and you all complain!
I laugh when you ask why I wear the mask.
I’ll explain. It’s because I’m Bane, yes, that’s my name.
You say it too much, the name becomes inane.
Of course! Some think my plan lacks gain.
If you say it too my face, I’ll crash your plane.

When I say “No” you say “Survivors”.

 

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Discussion4 Comments

  1. EEKMAN says:

    LMAO!

    The Mortal Kombat music and the ”Ccccombo breaker” joints had me in the casket early.

  2. Mike Lowrey says:

    Woow ….testies!

  3. NoWhiteInMyCup says:

    I saw a mother fcker in a gym on treadmill with BANE mask, shiiit had me rolling

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