1. If you don’t have money, dont come.
2. If you do have money, show out. dont get pissy because the strippers want your money-uh, duh, you know how this shit works.
3. “If you’re getting rained on then you aint participating” -big kuntry
4. You don’t have to be wealthy. but you should have more money than the actual stripper. remember, it aint trickin’ if you got it.
5. Don’t ask the dancer her real name. this is a fantasy, don’t ruin it with a reality check. for whatever reason, you think you are special if you KNOW my government name. your not special, your money is.
6. Dont touch the dancers UNLESS you know her or know its ok with her, which most of the time, it is not.
7. Its a gentlemen’s club. don’t bring your girlfriend, sister or your mother, they’re haters.
8. Ok so if you do bring your girlfriend, sister or mother, this is NOT a regular club. its a STRIP club, where the ladies are PAID to dance. so don’t dance harder than the stripper, because we go downstairs and laugh at you.
9. Do not step back, put your arm up, bend your wrist and do the fade-away if you are not truly BAAAALLIN. and do not throw ten dollars up and the air. if thats all you have, tip the bartender.
10. The strip club is not the radio station, TRL or 106th and park, i dont want to hear your song. money talks.
11. If you OR your girl are caught picking up the dancer’s money..good luck getting out safe.
12. Don’t ball out on bottled water.

Via:Ms brook lynne carter

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