Thurman McGriff didn’t actually get a b*** j** from a puppy. However, according to police, at the very least, he whipped out his penis in public and simulated oral se*, using the pooch’s mouth as the (ahem) pleasure center, in front of a 9-year-old boy.
According to court records obtained by New Times, police were called to the 1100 block of West Pima Street in Phoenix about 4:15 Saturday afternoon in response to a report that a man was exposing himself in public according to phoenixnewtimes.
When police arrived, they found two witnesses — an adult and a 9-year-old boy each of whom told police they saw the suspect (later identified as McGriff) exposing himself while holding a black and brown puppy.
At one point, the witnesses told police, McGriff “was using, or acting like he was using, his new puppy’s mouth to pleasure himself.”
Apparently, McGriff wanted a little privacy — when he noticed the 9-year-old was looking at him, McGriff yelled to the boy “[I’m going to] do this to you” if you don’t stop staring at me.”
In all, McGriff was booked on one count each of indecent exposure, bestiality, and se*ual indecency with an animal.
He probably sounded like Herbert the pervert from Family Guy.