Man Parties So Hard Ends Up With Bottle Stuck Up His Ass, Doesn’t Remember A Thing

· January 11, 2014

A man who arrived at his local hospital complaining of stomach pains was found to have a bottle lodged deep inside his abdomen and no memory of how it got up there.

X-rays released by the hospital in Fuzhou, China, show both the bottle and the curved wire used by the man in an wildly ill-conceived attempt to retrieve the bottle.

An operation was subsequently performed in order to extract the bottle and sew shut the perforation caused by the wire.

“It reminds me of my residency,” gastroenterologist Dr. Andre Fedida told The Huffington Post. “I once saw a guy with a French’s mustard bottle in his colon.”

This sounds like something you would have seen in the movie Hangover..

  • http://twitter.com/rasheedlateef RasheedLateef

    ouch!

  • bobevil

    lol. idiot. he forgot the saying, “do everything in moderation”. this guy was so fuckt up he lost all sensory perception. what a dunderhead.

  • http://atlnightspots.com B strait Up(MeGaCorp)

    He was at a team chocolate homo party lol. He was seen hanging with @mooron all night…..closely!!

    • MoorThugRelated

      Hahahaha. Seen then comments and knew you beat me to it. Quit fronting. The nigga was from yo camp

    • BzB

      lol! just a regular weekend for @moor and @prez. you dudes be gettin it in. literally

  • Reverend Sanford

    Lol. Funniest caption ever! This broad I knew worked at a hospital and she said people would come in there wit all types of sh!t up they azz.