Man Parties So Hard Ends Up With Bottle Stuck Up His Ass, Doesn’t Remember A Thing

· January 11, 2014

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A man who arrived at his local hospital complaining of stomach pains was found to have a bottle lodged deep inside his abdomen and no memory of how it got up there.

X-rays released by the hospital in Fuzhou, China, show both the bottle and the curved wire used by the man in an wildly ill-conceived attempt to retrieve the bottle.

An operation was subsequently performed in order to extract the bottle and sew shut the perforation caused by the wire.

“It reminds me of my residency,” gastroenterologist Dr. Andre Fedida told The Huffington Post. “I once saw a guy with a French’s mustard bottle in his colon.”

This sounds like something you would have seen in the movie Hangover..

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Discussion6 Comments

  1. bobevil says:

    lol. idiot. he forgot the saying, “do everything in moderation”. this guy was so fuckt up he lost all sensory perception. what a dunderhead.

  2. He was at a team chocolate homo party lol. He was seen hanging with @mooron all night…..closely!!

  3. Reverend Sanford says:

    Lol. Funniest caption ever! This broad I knew worked at a hospital and she said people would come in there wit all types of sh!t up they azz.

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