Introducing The ‘Bill Gates’ Condom Of The Future

· June 9, 2014

Bill Gates found a condom to invest in that will change the game. The condom itself is made out of hydrogel, which, if you’re like me and don’t know jack shit about science-sounding words, consists of

“…pretty much nothing but water held together by a small amount of long molecular chains called polymers. Hydrogels are soft (think squishy)…”

Via UOW.edu

Well if marketing your condoms as “squishy” doesn’t make ‘em sell like hot cakes, I don’t know what will. Despite the genius advertising strategy, hydrogel actually sounds like you’d be putting essentially nothing on your d1ck, considering that

“The short explanation is that they can be designed to feel more like human skin than latex rubber. They can also be completely transparent, so they will be invisible…so we hope to deliver a condom that is safe and feels and looks better.”

 

  • Fdat

    Id rock these with no issues

  • http://Msn.com Kevin Jones

    I’m going to play it safe and stick with what’s been working

  • marko kane

    Who cares imma cum in her mouth anyway

  • http://www.condom-sizes.org Pete

    looks good, but it seems that they have a lot more work on it before it could be used as a condom.
    the galactic cap condom may be even more interesting to monogamous couples

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