In the never ending journey to figuring out women sometimes we as men need guides to improve are skills on weeding out the good ones from the bad ones and I think this should help out a lot of people if not make some one laugh.
Here is a list of tramp tells:
She broaches the subject of se* first.
The more explicitly she talks about se* before you’ve banged her, the likelier she has a storied sl**ty past.She suggests kinky se* acts.
If you’ve been dating a short while and she eagerly implores you for public se* before the glow of bedroom missionary se* has worn off, you’ve got a sl**.She’s neurotic and disagreeable.
Emotionally flighty girls are va***lly flighty girls. They are ruled by their va***s. If she’s the gossipy, backstabbing, conniving sort who drips with sarcasm and generally disdains everyone around her, you can bet her black soul will seek sustenance on a carousel of co**.She frequently goes commando.
Yeah, as guys, we think it’s hot when we slide our hands under our girlfriends’ dresses during dinner in a fancy restaurant and discover a panty-less Pu$$y waiting for us, but what if you notice she’s sans underwear while you’re both shopping in Whole Foods? At a family picnic? In church? On a ferris wheel? In a glass elevator? You get the picture.She’s got that crazy, hyper, coked-up look in her eyes.
Welcome to attention wh*** land! Chicks who can’t breathe without being the center of attention are chicks who are unable to control their craving for fresh co**. You want to be on the lookout for manic depressives and girls who can’t make it through a ten minute conversation without screeching in phony excitement.She shows a lot of cleavage all the time.
No worries if she’s accentuating her ti*s on the first date to entice you, but if she’s got those colliding death stars displayed for the world to admire every time you’re out with her, you’ve got a woman on your hands who is addicted to advertising herself. And there will be buyers, oh yes!She *really* seems to know what she’s doing in bed.
Hey man, nothing like getting a BJ from a chick who knows how to hit the underside with her tongue, but it does make you wonder how much di** it required for her to reach that level of professionalism.She has an impressive collection of vibrators and admits to wacking off to po**.
She’s a high testosterone se* fiend who values se*ual novelty more than pair bonding. This type of girl is a creature of her id. High T girls are easy to spot. Check for forearm hair, narrow hips, broad shoulders, a penchant for cursing, a flat ass (adjusted for race), career ambition, and status whoring.She asks you how many women you’ve slept with or accuses you of being a player.
One word: projection.She looks or seems “hard” (Jaded personality).
If she’s got that tough, tankgrrl aura about her, like she’s been through dating hell and back, and her cynicism is worse than yours, you know she’s been used like a cheap wh***.She’s incredibly circu*spect or incredibly forthcoming about her past or se* in general.
In the course of a few dates, occasionally the conversation turns to past loves or se*ual experiences, or views on men and women and the dating scene. Normally, these exchanges are blessedly brief and act as useful springboards for other topics, but when she seems like she’s hiding something big you’ve got a right to be suspicious. Listen for tells that give the game away. Stuff like “Oh well, we all have our skeletons”. Or “I’ve learned so much growing up.” Or “Men are pigs.” (The last one usually said by a record breaking sl**.) Naturally, you want to write off any girl as GF material who brags about her CRAZY and WILD college years. Believe me, those years included more than college.She’s an artsy type.
Or a lawyer. See: Eternal Ingenue and Amazonian Alpha. The paradox of femininity is that it is often both the ultrafeminine and ultramasculine women who have racked up big numbers of men.She tells you about all the places she’s traveled.
Yeah, chicks love to travel, but how many have put their dreams into action? If your date has been around the world twice with multiple stops in Rome, Rio, Vegas, LA, or some Appalachian backwater you can be sure she’s “traveled” straight into the crotch of an exotic local at every destination.She never has a break between men longer than one week.
If she’s the type who can’t stand to be single and monkey swings from one man to the next, sometimes with sperm-sharing overlap, odds are high she’s a sl**.You’re tapping her for the first time and she doesn’t remind you to put on a condom.
We men have an excellent fallback system for flushing out the slu**. If we think you’ve been around, we act as if we’re going to rawdog you, only to reach for the condom at the last possible second. If you haven’t reminded us to put one on during the long pre-penetration buildup, and it looks like you’d have been OK taking our unwrapped meat, we have all the evidence we need that you’re a skank.She never stops “Sh*t testing” you.
A girl who is constantly testing you for alpha congruency is a girl who would jump to another man the moment you betatize yourself. Worthy girls keep the Sh*t testing to a bare minimum. Turn on your love light, baby.She buys you a lot of gifts.
I’m not sure why this is a leading indicator of sl**tiness, but in my experience it is. Especially if she showers you with little gifts early in the relationship. I open the floor to a discussion of theories for this particular observation.She’s OK with making out in bars.
Self-explanatory.She lets you snort coke off her ass.
Oh yeah, big time sl**.She’s black.
Sorry, folks, hate to say it, but going by my personal experience and what I’ve heard from friends, black chicks seem to sleep around more. Don’t blame me, I’m just the Deliverer Of Truths Best Left Unsaid But I’m Going To Say Anyhow.She has a lot of sl**ty friends.
Ye shall know her by her support group.Her cunt is cavernous.
Some of you wonder if this is an urban legend or a frat boy joke, but it’s got a kernel of truth. If you feel big with most girls, but small with her (and she doesn’t have the excuse of being a seacow), she has a stretched out Pu$$y that has happily accommodated a parade of giant co**s. Why do you think Kegels are all the rage with the city sl**terati? Chicks are onto the fact that their distended pus**es betray their loose ways, and anything to tighten up that love hole helps them hide their pecker pounded tracks. When I feel humongous with a girl, I know she has a normal sized snatch that hasn’t been used like the town orifice. The more I feel like I’m ripping her insides to shreds, the likelier I am to move her to the front of my cherished girlfriend queue.Your gut tells you she may be a sl**.
Always go with your gut. It will almost never lead you astray.Roissy Maxim #41: The more experience you have with women, the more you’ll know which women have experience with men.
Corollary to #41: It is the inexperienced beta male who is most often in the dark about a woman’s se*ual history and liable to be victimized by the cheating sl**.