Creep Life: 86-yr old Hugh Heffner marries 26-yr old mistress

· January 2, 2013

Hugh Hefner’s celebrating the new year as a married man once again. The 86-year-old Playboy magazine founder exchanged vows with his “runaway bride,” Crystal Harris, at a private Playboy Mansion ceremony on New Year’s Eve.

Harris, a 26-year-old “Playmate of the Month” in 2009, broke off a previous engagement to Hefner just before they were to be married in 2011.

Playboy said on Tuesday that the couple celebrated at a New Year’s Eve party at the mansion with guests that included comic Jon Lovitz, Gene Simmons of KISS and baseball star Evan Longoria.

The bride wore a strapless gown in soft pink, Hefner a black tux. Hefner’s been married twice before but lived the single life between 1959 and 1989. Via AP

Is there a job out there with more benefits then owning Playboy magazine?

  • Playboy69

    HE IS MY IDOL!….Playboy 4 LIFE!….BLONDES STAY WINNING!…LOL!

  • MoorFedayeen

    He’s not a creep, he’s a hero

  • SCOOTYBLACK

    She is the hero…..he probably dont have too much longer. She’ll be 30 and set for life.

    • crabapples

      lol you think she didn’t have to sign all kinds of prenuptial contracts? sheeeeit… this chick is gonna live nice for a few years then she will get escorted out the back door with nothing but the clothes on her back. she can only hope for some notoriety and maybe a crap show on E.

  • DCAssLuva

    idk he really marries these young chicks i thought thats just what he called them he has like 20 girls living in the house.never knew what they saw in him but go heff lol

  • Southwestern

    I don’t understand marrying a woman when she’s already at your disposal to do whatever you please when you please. Seems pretty pointless but hey. Marrying a whore ruined many a pimp.

  • desolation

    my mom loves to say the only thing worse than a fool is a old fool. heff is a perfect example of that. the bitch walked out on him, then came crawling back after realizing she dont like paying her own way. lotsa cats jumpin up to be simps these days.

    • Playboy69

      @desolation… Hugh Hefner RAISE U!…. Stop Hating!

      • desolation

        yeah… wack comment. # That is all.

  • damnshame

    (Bone Thugs n Harmony)….”FOR THE LUV OF MONEYYYYY”…

  • jamar

    damn…money is like magic…she’ll be changing his diapers soon.