Cheating Husbands Wife Secretly Sells His Possessions During Yard Sale

· March 14, 2013

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Every cheating man secretly fears have all his personal stuff messed up by a scorned woman.

A Craigslist ad for a “huge ass estate sale” posted last week in the site’s Vancouver-area vertical sparked the interest of many locals . No one knew that the seller’s husband was cheating on her, and she was secretly getting rid of all his stuff.

“Last minute spontaneous estate sale,” read the ALL-CAPS ad. “Husband left us for a piece of trash. Selling everything while he is gone this weekend with his floozie.”

While the woman may have lost her husband of ten years, she was clearly holding on to her sense of humor for dear life.

Among the items up for grabs: His favorite red leather theater seating sofas and “tools which he didn’t have a clue how to use.” A brand new sliding glass door “that he never got installed” also needs to go.

“I want the house empty on Monday when he returns because that will be a shock for him to see,”

the woman writes.

She only asks that interested parties not “come too early (like he did),” because she will be nursing a hangover after an evening of “thoroughly enjoying some wine with my girlfriends” as they set fire to the cheating husband’s clothes in the driveway.

“You can see the ashes of his clothes that he is going to see for no additional charge,”

the scorned wife says.

A staff writer for The Province who visited the sale spoke with an estates lawyer who said the woman might not be allowed to keep the proceeds from the yard sale, as a divorce court might order her to split them with her husband.

However, the writer notes, “she’ll always have the look on his face.”

photo via VancityBuzz

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Discussion7 Comments

  1. Ricky Fontane says:

    Slowly but surely women are getting fed up with the bullshit some men put them through.

    • MoorFedayeen says:

      N1gga you sound gay as hell. Woman are victims now???

      • Ricky Fontane says:

        Here we go wit this nigga. My dude my comment wasn’t going out to all men but niggas know its men out there who gotta good woman that hold him down and been there from the jump and the nigga gonna cheat on her??? And nine times outta ten it be with a skezzer. Coming from a man who has never cheated on his gf’s its men like that make it harder for successfull good men like me to find a good woman if I do I gotta put in EXTRA work to make up for what some other bum nigga has done. I usually done entertain comments like yours but subjects like this really fu#k wit me.

        • MoorFedayeen says:

          Men were never meant to only have one subject, I mean woman. Just look at lions, you ever seen one lioness with a lion? How but wolves? Hell naw you didn’t cause polygamy is not only embraced by humans, its the only way for most creatures and for the record, broads cheat just as much as men, just ask @Prest

          • jamar says:

            women are more phucked up than men could ever be…everything goes both ways now…its player to player,pimp to pimp…but its common sense to keep it real wit real people.

  2. desolation says:

    I feel like y’all both right in different ways. I don’t really think his wife is a saintly chick based on how she reacted, so I cant really absolve her or give too much sympathy. However, I do feel if you find a good one don’t fuck it up just tryna get a nut from another woman.

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