Oh No’s! America Has a Shortage of Chicken Wings for This Year’s Super Bowl

· January 23, 2013

Homeland security is gonna be on call for possible riots through out the country once people start realizing “we ain’t go no more wings.”

The National Chicken Council, which is a thing, have brought mass hysteria upon us all, announcing that there will be 12.3 million less wings for this year’s super bowl

This year, it’s the National Chicken Council taking Mother Nature and the federal government to task for a shortfall in the production of chicken wings that will hold consumption to 1.23 billion wing segments during the 2013 Super Bowl, 12.3 million less than last year.

The reason for this shortage, evidently, is that the prices for corn and feed is at an all-time high.