9 Women To Avoid At All Costs
1. ms. her friends aint sh*t
aint sh*t chicks run in packs, like wild wolves and jaded hispanics. basically, if at least half of her girlfriends could have easily auditioned for the love of ray j, she’s definitely more likely to be nivea than tamia.
2. ms. outrageous ultimatums (MOUS)
in college, influenced by an ass-to-waist ratio rivaling free’s, i once let an MOUS strong arm me into choosing her over a close high school friend who i hadn’t even seen in two years, just because she found out that the friend and i played “hide the tongue” a couple times in the summer of 1998 and 1999
the friend and i haven’t spoken since. the MOUS? two words: cat lady
3. ms. missing father figure
i know its not her fault that her dad had more miscellaneous seeds than shawn kemp. i also know that its not a turtles fault that its slower than southern math, but you dont see me out there baggage tortoises either.
4. ms. type a
the single worst bi-product of the obama era is the fact that the obama’s marriage has given all the type a chicks and dudes seeing type a chicks hope that things can eventually work out, failing to realize that their successful relationship is the exception, not the rule.
by definition, type a’s are “impatient, time-conscious, concerned about their status, highly competitive, ambitious, business-like, aggressive, having difficulty relaxing; and are sometimes disliked by individuals with type b personalties for the way that they’re always rushing”.
basically, a longwindedly politically correct way of saying “perpetually unhappy, evil b*tches”.
5. ms. zero to sixty in less than three
being conditioned to accept that women are highly irrational emotional beings has led many of us to excuse clearly bipolar behavior under the guise of “she’s a woman. its ok“, nevermind the time when you were three minutes late for picking her up from work and she stabbed you in the shoulder with a nail file or the time you told her she “looked nice” and she bawled uncontrollably for seventeen consecutive minutes until she fainted, she a woman, so its ok.
6. ms. i suck at life
i’ll admit, there’s a certain allure in dealing with women whose lives are a series of unfortunate events. it gives you the opportunity to play ironman while letting your dramalessness be an aphrodisiac. theres a reason chicks whose lives are a mess are usually the best in bed.
still, eventually the trials and tribulations of her life will affect you, and each of your days will become a scene from “final destination 3″, you unsuccessfully trying to avoid the ever approaching deathgrip of sh*ttyness that is her life.
7. ms. i usually don’t date guys like you
there’s a reason for that. the rest of the “guys like you” were smart enough to run the f*ck away when they saw her coming
8. ms. batsh*t
although we covered them a bit more extensively already, i wanted to include this just to remind everyone that pulling a jasmine sullivan might get you dead
9. ms pretentious piece of sh*t (PPOS)
i have absolutely nothing witty or insightful to say. they need to perish, so just please stop f*cking them.
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This list makes a lot of sense & gives me a lot to think about. THANKS. PEACE!!!
Damn good post…some real ish too!
Classic post right there Admin.
I actually am experiencing the 6th rule and just want to hit it no relationship cuz her life is a mess. lol
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Yo this article was real as hell. Right now I’m dealing with several #3′s (missing father figure) who tend to have baggage and trying to reform from there hoedom. a bunch of #4′s becuz they think the kid is living the life they could settle down and ride my coattails smh. A number 6 who life is in pieces but the ride game is vicious. And I had a #7 but the kid knew better and put that cape back in the closet then dipped.
9 Black Men to Avoid
1. Mr. I think I’m a Pimp: These men simply ain’t worth a dayum, because they ain’t worth a dayum…need I say more.
2. Mr. I have children all over the world: Can we say Looser with a double capital L. These men just simply f)* women and have babies and can provide for them and the women they choose ain’t the brightest crayon in the pack either…simply ain’t worth a dayum.
3. Mr. Giggilo Tramp: Always in the club scouting for women with jobs…and once he charms her and she falls for it, he is dependent on her for gas, clothes, money, you name it…simply ain’t worth a dayum.
5. Mr. Undacover Bi freak: Swears he is a man and wants to live a normal manly life, but likes to take d979 in his backside…can’t be honest about his sexuality…simply ain’t worth a dayum.
6. Mr. I can’t take a real woman…He is afraid of a successful educated black woman who knows what she wants…only knows how to work in the construction field…can’t read past the 3rd grade…can’t hold a decent conversation, doesn’t know how to enjoy life, while he claims he wants to better himself and get a better education, but always hangs with his boys who still live at home at 40 yrs. old.
7. Mr. reformed/prisoner. Spent most of his life in prison and at home with his momma. Never has a stable job and complains how prison life has kept him from achieveing or being a success in life…simply ain’t worth a dayum.
8. Mr. ganstafo life…Simply ain’t worth a dayum, no life other than being a thug, baggy wearing undercover bisexual freaks, no job having, no life having babies all over the ghetto…need I say more.
#9: Mr. Mommas boy at 50: Doesn’t have a life. Been living at home since birth. Works a contruction job or an office job but can’t cut the embilical cord and live on his own. Simply ain’t worth a dayum.
I could go on and on about black men, but I won’t because men who talk trash about women are no better than the ones they talk about because the men that comment about the women described above “simply ain’t worth a dayum”. I bet most of you men don’t have a job paying over $8 dollars an hour…How many of you have a masters degree? A car? An partment?
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Yep!! men are way more messed up than women.
I got the #10. Its coming last but definately not least
10th type of men to avoid: those that can’t f@@k, cant eat p@ss@, and couldn’t make a woman c@m if their life depended on it. Those are the worst. Not worth the cond@@ they wasted!!!
That all I have to say!!